everyone’s got their special niche, I don’t see what the problem is.

I woke up at 3 am with a sharp stabbing pain in my shoulder that occurs every time I inhale. It is the left top shoulder and it radiates to my back and chest slightly. I’ve never felt pain like this and it’s extremely uncomfortable and frustrating. Any ideas of what it could be?

I have my own credit card but my mom is co-signed on it so she can see the purchase history.
Since I no longer live in my parents’ house I decided to get some…toys, and ended up choosing an online store that promised discreet billing. I checked the statement and it wasn’t immediately obvious who had charged, but the amount was quite a bit more than normal entries so my mom investigated it and found the store and called me up to ask about it because she was concerned about credit fraud.
Instead of telling her what, exactly, I’d gotten I claimed I’d gotten "massage supplies" and played innocent. She warned me to stay away from those sites.
Now I didn’t actually get massage supplies, at least, not the sort my parents would think of. I’m just concerned for what i should do now, because the only non-erotic massage supplies on the site have a little way to go before they equal the amount I spent. And what do I do if my parents look up the site and find out that the items (which I’m getting from a non-suspicious site so as to cover myself) don’t add up in cost?
Also, should I have just told mom what I really got? (vibrator and couple insertables) She’s told me masturbation is normal before but we haven’t really talked about it and I think she was freaked out at the idea I would know what a sex shop is, much less know how to use the things I got.
They’re visiting this weekend. Help??
I almost want to tell my parents but I’m not sure where they stand on masturbation and the fact that I do it, have been doing it, and decided to replace what I’d been using with something designed to do that.
They (and I) are Christian and generally I feel uneasy discussing this with them. I feel like it’s my own business. After all, i have no chance of pregnancy this way. My mom seemed ok with the subject of self-pleasure but I don’t know what they’ll think of my new toys… It’s just generally awkward.
My mom wrote me and said she was ok w/ whatever I got, it was my own business, and she was just concerned that someone used my card. Problem solved for now!

How much does it cost and how long is usually a legit massage therapy school/course?

So here’s what the website says it is…but my friend and I want to know what the ‘Chakra Balancing Ritual’ is…anybody know?

Our highly trained Registered Massage Therapists (insurance qualified) begin your essential aroma treatment with a Chakra Balancing Ritual. To follow, submerge yourself into your aromatherapy soak and enjoy the benefits of our "chroma-color therapy" Ultra-Tub. These preliminaries will prepare you to receive all the wellness benefits of a full body massage combined with the pure plant Chakra Balancing Essences you selected during your Balancing Ritual

I been having severe shoulder pain and I’m suppose to get my period but, it hasn’t come. I been stress so maybe that’s why its delayed but, I been having shoulder pain for 7 days. Could it be because I’ve been stress or is it something else. Usually when I’m stress I get my period early or just a few days late. I never experience this before.