I wish I did — then I’d be living in the most beautiful album I’ve heard in a long time. Wrap your fleshy, meaty, pink mind around that one, b*tches!

Payback Time

When You Were Doing Cocaine

Seriously, this is like therapeutic massage sessions or medicinal marijuana for your EARS. I love it.

Thoughts (on either the music or my incoherent ramblings)?

BQ: Recent discoveries?
BQ2: Favorite "calming" album?
Btw, I couldn’t find my personal favorite track off the album on YouTube. If you get the chance, try and download/listen to the song "Backroom Deals" — it’ll be worth it.

My mother had two bulging spinal discs in her lower back(3&4) And before we rfound out, my dad got her a massage chair for christmas (because she was complaining of back pain) if we give it to her now, will it help her feel better? Or will it cause her pain?

I am a 30 year old man form India, wants to moved to Thailand. I want to get a traditional oil or Thai massage from a female therapist in an upscale spa in Bangkok/Phuket. Along with the whole body, I would also like my hips and front to be massaged. Also to avoid distractions I dont want to be draped with towel, sheets ot underwear. Just want a genuine massage with some element of sensuality in it. suggestion Please?

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So I can just tell my female therapist that I want to be massage front & back naked (without drapes) and also need by hips to be massaged. Do you think its common for man to get massaged like this in Thailand? Do you think the female masseur will accommodate it?

SCHOOL IS TOMORROW. & i asked my grandma for just like 20 bucks to go get supplies. (Binder, paper, pencils) & she’s like NO! Im 13, so i can’t have a job, and babysitting and lawn mowing and crap is outta the question. She’s in a good place with money and stuff, she buys ALOT of things, massage chairs, waffle makers ? Appliances..and whatever else. Yet she can’t give me like 20 bucks.

Parents are out of the question..don’ ask please. She yelled at me for like 30 minutes, her voice is louder than an amplifier on blast, imagine how deaf i probably am right now. She was like "just dont go to school!" Okay , i was home WITH HER all summer, not going ANYWHERE. Taking care of her and in return, i get nothing.

She makes me wanna kill myself sometimes its so ugh! I cut and she asks like she cares, i say its from the dog. What do i do ? I will go to school unprepared. Or not even go to school at all. WITCH. I dont know what to do, what would you do ?

is not a sign of cheating. I’m not fond of it and would like to find a way to say that I don’t want to do it any more. They think of it like therapeutic massage and that isn’t how I was raised. Help please.

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I want to go to school for Equine Hydrotherapy! What school would be good for that? I know A&M in College Station! Anywhere else?

how long does it take to complete school for massage therapy & what do you have to do to pass the National Certification Exam?

im thinking about going to Everest for massage therapy in toronto. i went on the school tour and i liked it. Yes there are some negative comments about the school. but lets face it what school doesn’t. in ontario everest is know by the minestry of education aka i can become a registered massage therapist threw them.

become the final move i like to always ask and look for opintions and get tips from people that attended everest & did massage!

Any tips? thanks for your time.

I’m planning on going to an AMP for a massage, and the ones in my area offer a free body shampoo or table shower. Should I take the shower BEFORE or AFTER the massage and why?

I’m planning on going to an AMP for a massage, and the ones in my area offer a free body shampoo or table shower. Should I take the shower BEFORE or AFTER the massage and why?

http://www.amazon.com/Massage-Chair-Massagenius-Shiatsu-Recliner/dp/B000K7GX2M/ref=sr_1_79/104-9628152-6034338?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1173809968&sr=1-79

OR

http://www.amazon.com/Sharper-Stretching-Robotic-Recliner-HW557BRN/dp/B0002B6Q6Y/ref=sr_1_90/104-9628152-6034338?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1173810014&sr=1-90

Having back pain, Can anyone reccomend a massage chair for 00, or less (no i-joys) besides these two?

http://www.amazon.com/Massage-Chair-Massagenius-Shiatsu-Recliner/dp/B000K7GX2M/ref=sr_1_79/104-9628152-6034338?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1173809968&sr=1-79

OR

http://www.amazon.com/Sharper-Stretching-Robotic-Recliner-HW557BRN/dp/B0002B6Q6Y/ref=sr_1_90/104-9628152-6034338?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1173810014&sr=1-90

Having back pain, Can anyone reccomend a massage chair for 00, or less (no i-joys) besides these two?

BE HONEST NOW.
I’ve had one massage. I fell asleep 10 minutes into it and apparently was sawing wood. I don’t know if she fininshed – I am overweight with one too many spare tires & fat on my body. My feet are also dry and crusty (its true). Worker seemed disgusted. Would you be & would you finish the massage? And I’ve been wondering, with me sleeping, how did she turn me over to say massage my back? I’ve been told I drool when I sleep.

I often go to the spa for beauty treatments – facial, pedicure, massage, etc. and often fall asleep. I am told a little rudely that I snore very loudly & that it is distracting to do a facial on me when my mouth is open & I am snoring & drooling. I say just deal with it!!

I suffer from a tear in my rotator cuff and i’m currently in theraphy for it. I don’t take any pain medicines I only use heat &ice. But now i’m in alot of pain not just in my shoulder but in my back&neck as well.. what will the ER do?