Question about Muay Thai Liniment Massage Oil?
On a website I have read that sentence: "Even a small bottle will last a long time as only a small amount is used each time. For personal use a bottle may last several yaers depending on frequency of use and number of injuries."

But, 120 ml of that oil is so expensive for me and only small amount is used each time?
Whenever I have seen Muay Thai fighters, their whole body was shining by oil. Is that a small amount?

What is the truth, can you tell me please.

me and my girlfriend wanna have sex using massage oil, but im lookin at a few porn movies and they all do it on top of these blue or black mats/plastic sheets. wat are these and where can i find them? im not trying to mess up my bed or my floor. thanks!

Ok I have had a few friends who have tried breast massage to enlarge their breasts and it worked for them, dont tell me not to do it, I’m just gonna give a shot… But I don’t have any massage oil? Would palmer’s cocoa butter cream work? How about shampoo? What can I use in my home that I could use as an alternative to massage oil?

I am a massage therapy student and a bottle of my massage oil leaked into my backpack about 2 months ago and bled into all of my books. Aside from the oil damage, the backpack is fine. Is there any easy, fast way to get the oil out?
ps: im broke so dont tell me to buy a new backpack

I am a massage therapy student and a bottle of my massage oil leaked into my backpack about 2 months ago and bled into all of my books. Aside from the oil damage, the backpack is fine. Is there any easy, fast way to get the oil out?
ps: im broke so dont tell me to buy a new backpack

I am a massage therapy student and a bottle of my massage oil leaked into my backpack about 2 months ago and bled into all of my books. Aside from the oil damage, the backpack is fine. Is there any easy, fast way to get the oil out?
ps: im broke so dont tell me to buy a new backpack

I am a massage therapy student and a bottle of my massage oil leaked into my backpack about 2 months ago and bled into all of my books. Aside from the oil damage, the backpack is fine. Is there any easy, fast way to get the oil out?
ps: im broke so dont tell me to buy a new backpack

I want to make a massage oil using green tea and cucumber extract with some rose petals. Instead of doing it the usual way by putting all the ingredients in a jar in a dark place for 2-3 weeks, is it safe to heat everything up in the microwave for a faster result? Will the action of the microwave ruin or destroy the therapeutic properties of my ingredients? And how long is too long to microwave an oil before it begins to "cook"?

Thanks!

And I have to handle my own taxes. I am very bad at math. Would someone please help me? If i get 300 in my paycheck what would i have to put away for taxes.
Ok Thanks. They provide everything, all i have to bring is my massage oil.

Im just worried if I picked up the wrong one, I bought an incense, thinking its Myrrh Resin but it has a yellowish colour. Not sure weather its Myrrh or Frank Resin. I want to use Myrrh Resin to make a Massage Oil. If it isnt Myrrh and is frankincense Can I still use to make the massage oil. The recipe only says Myrrh. no mention of frankincense thanks. The place I bought it from the guy said it comes in variety of colours, their is a few darker stones. He did say its oily. Did I buy the right one he said I did but im still not sure. Its got a yellowish colour, and the google images arent yellow, its a mixture of colours. It was picked from saudi arabia to what I was told.
anyone? now anything abouts these incense.

yes? yes? The local buy-in-grocery kind? Beneficial for applying to skin?

What’s the difference between buying a massage oil?

Oh My Good and Gracious God! And I don’t even believe in God anymore and here I am swearing. I went to Amazing last night, an adult bookstore, and there are all these female customers in there. Oh my God. Dear Lord in Heaven. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. If Mary had her bachelorette party today she would be picking out dog collars, a whip, massage oil, and a couple of porns for her honeymoon in Bermuda with Joesph. I live in a predominantly Catholic section of Boston, so there are all these Catholic girls in there with their girlfriends buying up all this stuff. One girl bought one of those Sex in the City swing sets. In my day, sex was done on a bed not in a swing. I have since progressed to the couch and the rug but really no swing sets please. Several dog collars were purchased no doubt influenced by Lady Gaga’s perchant for wearing them. Caught in a Bad Romance, indeed. So I go into Amazing, right, and I am the only guy in the store of about 15 customers all women. All women. Me and the store clerk are the only guys in the place.
"Should we get him this porno or that porno? Hey, ask that guy over there which one he thinks you should get him."
Did they want my opinion, the only male customer in the store.
"No, never mind. He looks too old. He probably likes Classic stuff like Dirk Diggler."
Great. I am only 48 and now the women have me classified as a 1970s Boogie Nights porn star. I didn’t think I looked that old.
Well, I was in an adult bookstore and I was outnumbered by women. One girl tried to pick me up.
"Psssssst! Yo dude! Hey, you over there?"
"Are you addressing me?"
"Yeah, you are the only guy in here. Look pal, I wanna get my boyfriend a ring. Which one would you wear? This one here. Or that studded one here? The first one is your basic classic model. Know what I mean? Second one is a bit more adventurous. Double your pleasure and double your fun. That kinda stuff. Know what I’m saying? So which one to you think, big guy? Classic or adventurous? Hey, I’m talking to you. Where are you going? Hey buddy, don’t you walk away from me. Answer my question, retard!"
I am in the Twilight Zone.
Rod Serling comes out of the Employees door of Amazing.
Nowhere Man went to buy a few novelties at an adult bookstore for his weekend date with his girlfriend. But said Nowhere Man didn’t realize that he has just crossed over into . . . the Twilight Zone."
Okay, question and answer format. What are all these women doing in a men’s store? What are all you ladies doing in my store? Shouldn’t you be over at your mother’s house baking cookies? Do your parents allow you to go into a dirty book store? Shouldn’t you be at church? Playing Bingo? Volunteering at a hospital or a nursing home? Have you all been drinking or smoking pot? What sort of a lady shops in an adult bookstore? Not the sort of woman I can bring home to meet my family. Well Uncle Paul might ask for your number that dirty old man.
Women, do any of you go shopping in an adult bookstore? I have shopped for my girlfriends but they either go there with me or they wait in the car in parking lot in front of the store across the street. She usually locks both doors and leaves my car running and has a can of pepper spray in case any pervert attempts to get into the vehicle. That is what you call a nice girl. Girls that go shopping with girlfriends in an adult bookstore. What’s up with that? At first, I thought maybe its a few strippers and escorts picking up supplies. No, its just regular girls. A dozen of them.
I don’t know if there is a God or not. I am not a scientist. All I know is that most organized religions paint their own picture of what God is and what God expects. To me there is nothing wrong with sex between two consenting adults. It doesn’t have to be limited to a husband and wife for procreation purposes only. The Christian God hates fags and lesbians. Well he’s not my God and he doesn’t tell me what to do. Let him stay in his church with the rest of the Nazis. I have gay and lesbian friends and I am done with the Hating God. He is like Santa Claus to me. He is nice for kids to believe in and narrow minded people and simpletons. I am educated and all that bit about a heaven and a hell and angels and devils is a bunch of fairy tales. Christian mythology is what I call it. But related to this question Christians have unfairly hated upon people who merely want to be happy as consenting adults whether it is a straight couple making love or gays and lesbian love. It’s only love.

Okay, I made her a romantic dinner. We have some wine and a few drinks with dinner and after dinner. She likes wine, lime flavored beer Bud Lime. She likes a shot of Baileys in her coffee. Supplies; Budweiser Lime, Portuguese Matuse Rose wine, Baileys, Parrot Bay Coconut flavored rum. I will put some of the rum in some ice and have her drink the rum with the ice in it.
She’s staying over so next it’s shower time. Why take separate showers when we can wash each other. Very sexy.
Then I will give her a massage. Light candles. I have some unscented white candles and scented strawberry and raspberry scented candles. I will use some oil, either massage oil or baby oil when I give her a massage. Music will be Indian sitar, soft jazz, classical, Spanish flamenco guitar instrumental. She likes Eric Clapton so I will play her some blues.
How does the date sound so far?
She’s coming over tomorrow night after work. I want the night to be perfect.
I haven’t done any shopping yet. I have a list of items to get.
Comments appreciated.

I was getting some massage oil out of the bottle and some fell on my tile floor. How Do I Get It Out?????????
I got oil on my bathroom granite counter top and it made the counter turn blackish gray do you know how to get it out

I started using the green/ olive oil as massage oil because it help me sleeping and its good for relaxation as well and it felt nice on my skin, so i am using it now at night, it been 3 weeks now and i noticed as well as my bf that my skin became really soft/more sensitive then before.Did anyone try it before? Did it cause extra skin softness/sensitiveness?