For Christmas I am planning on getting my mom a certificate to go get a massage but I am not sure which one to get .. Which one do you recommend getting?

Deep Tissue Massage
Hot Stone Massage
Marrakech Spa Massage
Neuromuscular Ther
Relexology Massage
Reiki Massage
Sweedish Massage
Thai Massage

Or a spa body treadment;
Ancient Seaweed Body Wrap
Aromatherapy Body Wrap
Cellulite Treatment Wrap
Ultra Hydrating Body Wrap

Or any type of facial?

I have my own credit card but my mom is co-signed on it so she can see the purchase history.
Since I no longer live in my parents’ house I decided to get some…toys, and ended up choosing an online store that promised discreet billing. I checked the statement and it wasn’t immediately obvious who had charged, but the amount was quite a bit more than normal entries so my mom investigated it and found the store and called me up to ask about it because she was concerned about credit fraud.
Instead of telling her what, exactly, I’d gotten I claimed I’d gotten "massage supplies" and played innocent. She warned me to stay away from those sites.
Now I didn’t actually get massage supplies, at least, not the sort my parents would think of. I’m just concerned for what i should do now, because the only non-erotic massage supplies on the site have a little way to go before they equal the amount I spent. And what do I do if my parents look up the site and find out that the items (which I’m getting from a non-suspicious site so as to cover myself) don’t add up in cost?
Also, should I have just told mom what I really got? (vibrator and couple insertables) She’s told me masturbation is normal before but we haven’t really talked about it and I think she was freaked out at the idea I would know what a sex shop is, much less know how to use the things I got.
They’re visiting this weekend. Help??
I almost want to tell my parents but I’m not sure where they stand on masturbation and the fact that I do it, have been doing it, and decided to replace what I’d been using with something designed to do that.
They (and I) are Christian and generally I feel uneasy discussing this with them. I feel like it’s my own business. After all, i have no chance of pregnancy this way. My mom seemed ok with the subject of self-pleasure but I don’t know what they’ll think of my new toys… It’s just generally awkward.
My mom wrote me and said she was ok w/ whatever I got, it was my own business, and she was just concerned that someone used my card. Problem solved for now!

My mom is having shoulder pain that begins around her left scapula and travels down that same arm all the way down to the hand. It is sharp, intense and comes in strong bursts. Her arm cringes and seems to somewhat when the pain hits her. What could this be? Are there any remedies for it?
**somewhat paralyzes

Like, just the chairs tat you can sit down in and have your back massaged. I know Macy’s does, but where else?
Besides this, what would a good gift idea for my mom be. My sister and I were going to pitch in and buy her this, or, we would each spend .00 of our own money seperatly. What do you think I could buy her with that?

My mom made an appointment for tomorrow for a colon hydrotherapy or colon cleanse, and I’m really nervous now…
I have heard that colon hydrotherapy is bad and won’t benefit you, but I have also heard that it’s good. Some people say it can prevent diseases or make the skin look brighter or help with constipation and so on. So being really confused, I went online to check it up and found that there’s no scientific evidence that it benefits you, instead some sites say it is really not necessary since the colon cleanses itself.

I have found the site for the place that I am going to for a deeper understanding of it, and when I read the FAQ section, it seemed pretty good…It says that it wouldn’t clean out the "good" bacteria and there’s no side effects and it’s safe…Is it true? The site is www.lavarspa.com

Please help as I am really nervous and confused whether I should do it or not! Any advice or suggestions would be greatly appreciated!
SORRY! In the wrong catergory!

I’m not kidding he does it to my mom also he uses his paws alternating pushing with one paw then the other and he does it for like 5 munites. WTF is he doing it for?

I’m a massage therapist. I plan on getting a four year degree in nursing. I was just wondering if it is almost the same. I’ve taken anatomy/physiology. I don’t think that it will transfer to college. I also passed the massage therapy national certification exam the first time. My mom says that nursing shouldnt be too hard for me since I’m a massage therapist. I need some advice.

i have scoliosis and my mom made me go for this kinesio taping. basically they just stuck two strips of tape on my back and said its supposed to correct it. now how would tape do that?thx!

I’m just curious if there are any flaws in massage chairs. my mom got one and it kind of gives me that tingly feeling, but it feels amazing haha. Well using it to much do something bad for my back? is it good to use it for a couple hours or should i limit it? Also what are your thoughts on massage chairs?

Oh and what part of your back does the massage chair make feel the best? I love when it reaches the top of my back hahah XD!

So I though a prenatal massage would be a good way to relax and step into motherhood. How much would a simple 30-60min prenatal massage be at massage envy? And what are the average prices of the other massages because I wanted to treat my mom to one to (not prenatal obviously)

What areas of the body does the Sciatic nerve affect when pinched?

My mom has been having pain for two to three days from her lower back down to her ankles. She went to the Chiro. and that seemed to help some but then the pain came back intensified two days after.

I also have another question.
Would doing yoga help stretch the Sciatic nerve and relieve tension causing pain?

Thanks! ~A

My calves arent big like "fat" they are big like mucsular. My mom says that my calves r so big cause I dont stretch. I play soccer year round and I stretch before every session but my calves still seem to be so big. Do u guys know any good stretches?

I dreamt that my ex and I were somewhere and we ended up having sex and I felt him in my dream and the way he would touch me and all the feelings of memories of how we used to make love was happeing in the dream. So then I went into the bathroon and he was getting dressed and then we were both dressed and kissing and then we left and we were walking. Then the dream skipped and I ended up talking to one of my cousins in New Jersey and she wanted me to go to somoenes house with her so I took the train and met her at the station In jersey and we went. Tthen it felt liek I was late for something and so we left admn went back to her house and I seen her mom and her dad and her aunt and I seen all faces of everyone I am talking about and then I ended up at my moms cousins house. In the dream it was leik she just moved into a house out there in Kersey recently and she is pregant and seen her prego in the dream and her house and a room and I seen her husband and her 2 other kids but the had just got in and they wer getting settled so I stayed in the back room which was liek a family room and when you look outside the window you see liek a yard with trees and liek a swing set in the farthest part of the yard an I seen liek 2 other neigbors kids playing. Then in the room where I wAs in there was this liek magical massage chair and it was some type of liek stuffed animal that was alive and you lay on the chair and it lays on you as some type of therapeutic massage thing.So I did a massage on it and then my moms cousin came in the room and she was talking to me and then next thing you know I’m leaving in the train with my cousins mom and aunt that I was with before in the first part of the dream and they were showing me the way to go back home and we went through their back door and there was trhe train platform and everything. So now I’m on my way and I decided to go to his block guessing he would prolly be on his way home an dif he wasn’t I was gonna just pass by or tel his new girl that lives withhim currently to come outside becasue me and her talk here and ther but I don’t liek her but she is young so she is scared of me and she tries to be liek me since I am his ex and his first love and his first baby’s mother.So I end up seeing her in the store while I’m walking and she somehow gotpast me without me seeing and ended up in his house already becasue by the time I got ther the door was just closing. Then I see him walking down the block and he spotted me and I was about to leave and then he came after me and wasliek why di dyou come here and I wasliek I can’t do this you are fucking me while you still with that bitch. I don;t understand that help me understand. And then he was just liek I’m not in love with you thats all. So I was like why and he was liek after my birthday after he beat the shyt out of me he kinda just let go and that was when he was done and his sister had seen us an dwas sititn with us but not whoil ewew ere talkin becasu ei had sent her to go get his girl and then wen she was walking up after he told me that he was smiling at her and i seen it in his face that he was happy with her and truly things with us aren’t gonna work out ever. When I think back to our relationship too that is what happend though after my birthday he beat the shyt outta me and then liek 2 months late rhe left to a differnt city to get a job but was still calling me and trying to make it work but I wasn;t really trying liek that and then I guess he got lonely and found the girl that he is currently with. But I am jus dumbfounded as to what exactly this deam is telling me…it felt so intense andliek these aremy answers fro mhim that I never got or closure. And I wonder if he was tryin to send me a message or something or idk..I jus feel so hurt and confused..Can u tell me what this sounds liek to you???

my mom has one and she can barely move her neck an inch!

please dont reccomend visiting a chiropractor or a doctor.

My mom says I have a pinched nerve around my right shoulder blade, it hurts like crazy to move my right arm or turn my head or move a lot at all. Everything my mom has tried hasn’t helped… It hurts! Any ideas?
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